i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:
Everyone has that one Pokemon region they connect to on a spiritual level
"video games cause people to develop violent behaviors" yeah thats why playing pokemon made me steal the neighborhood pets and endlessly breed them in hopes of one coming out colored weird
coughs and doodles N crying instead of crying myself
zooooooomed in practice
Comforting your crying loser boyfriend is hard. Especially since your other loser boyfriend is so shitty at this you may end up having to comfort him too.